You have sloping shoulders, no protruding muscles anywhere and are about 5'9” or under, you qualify, IF:

Your larynx does not protrude, your voice is good and there is no hereditary baldness in your family, you qualify, IF:

You completely eliminate your superfluous hair permanently, learn to sit, walk, run, throw and act feminine long enough until it becomes instinctive, you qualify, IF:

You plan and prepare a career before taking the final step, you qualify, IF:

You first visit a competent psychologist for evaluation and test- ing and he feels you could succeed, you qualify, IF:

You visit a competent endocrinologist with experience in estro- gen hormone therapy for conversion and follow his direc- tives and advice, you qualify, IF:

You have from $15,000 to $20,000 or more to cover costs of all operations, because there are always more operations or repair than the original conversion, convalescence, furnish- ing new living quarters, new clothing, carrying yourself until you get a good position in the field for which you trained.

In view of the fact that I failed to meet all these requirements and, as I saw the generally unhappy plight of some who thought this was the avenue to happiness, I decided to remain status-quo and continue to enjoy the thrills and happiness that transvestism offers to me.

Best wishes.

Anita Stewart

INEZSQUIB:

I am a TV named Thrace,

My corsets I just love to lace,

Tightly and snugly-for a figure so fine,

With falsies in place—a bosom devine,

But a look in the mirror, and yikes the same face!!!

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